Em vez de uma multa, dois paus grandes

It had always been my dream to be caught by two hot cops — the kind we have in my country. They're fit, gorgeous, and incredibly attractive. I'd wanted to experience that for such a long time. So, I gave myself a little celebration: I sped right past them. They caught up with me. And then, to my great delight, it turned out I had forgotten my driver's license. What a thrill — finally, a chance to make up for my ‘bad behavior.